Karapu Lit: LOL (Ngā Wahine o te Pukapuka)
Dallas, Texas
HE "NGĀWĀ" ĒNEI NGĀ WĀHINE. Kāore, ehara i te mea he kata nui (ahakoa he maha ā rātou mahi pēnā). I tēnei wā, ko ngā Wāhine o te Pukapuka rātou — koia tēnā.
He pono rānei, hei Wahine o te Pukapuka, "Kia rite tā koutou mahi ki tā ngā wāhine, engari kia rite tā koutou whakaaro ki tā ngā tāne"?
Kāore anō. Engari ka oti i a mātou te whakaoti i te pukapuka—te pukapuka nā Steve Harvey. Koia te pukapuka e whai ake nei i te rārangi.
Engari, ki te whai koe i te whakaaro o ngā tāne, ka taea rānei e koe te mahi pērā i ngā wāhine?
Me whakapā atu mātou ki a koe mō tēnā.
Ā, he aha te āhua o te kaituhi, o Steve Harvey?
Āe, he tino mīharo ki a mātou mēnā ka haere mai ia ki te kōrero ki a mātou, ki te whakahaere rānei i tētahi hui waea. I ētahi wā kei Dallas ia...tērā pea ka tupu. (Nō reira, e Steve, mēnā kei te pānui koe i tēnei, tēnā uru mai ki a mātou! LOL)
[Ko Harvey, he kaiwhakakatakata, he kaihautū rongonui hoki o te hōtaka ata, te kaituhi o te pukapuka tino hokohoko, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. —Kaiwhakatika.]
Kotahi tau noa te pakeke o LOL. Nā te aha kōrua i hono ai?
Tokowhitu mātou (me te tipu haere), 23-26 tau te pakeke, nō ngā momo mahi ngaio rerekē. I hiahia mātou ki te whakaoho kōrero pai mō ngā mea e tū ana i tō mātou taha, me te whakapuaki i ō mātou whakaaro ki ētahi atu o tō mātou tau. E pai ana hoki ki a mātou te pānui pukapuka me ngā harikoa e puta mai ana i tēnā.
He aha tāu i pānui ai?
Anei ngā mea kua pānuihia e mātou i tō mātou tau tuatahi...
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He makau?
I pai mātou ki te pānui Tetahi mea kei te taha nā Carl Weber: he kanapa ngā kiripuaki, ā, kua tino whanakehia. I aroha mātou katoa ki tētahi kiripuaki i pā ki a mātou. I ētahi wā ka kata mātou ki a rātou, engari ka tahuri tonu mātou ki te hamama me te hamama ki a rātou. He ngāwari te whai i te pukapuka nā te mea kua wehea ngā upoko ki ngā kiripuaki matua e whā. He hurihanga me ngā huringa kei roto i te kōrero tae noa ki te whārangi whakamutunga!
Ngā kōrerorero pai rawa atu?
I pai tā mātou kōrero pukapuka mō Kāore au: He Hītori Taupatupatu o te MarenatangaHe rerekē ngā tirohanga a ia tangata, ia tangata mō te marena. Kei te takakau tonu tātou katoa, ā, ko te marena he here i kōrerohia e te nuinga o tātou mō te mahi i ngā wāhanga whakamutunga o ō tātou oranga. Ko ētahi o tātou i whakaaro he tapu te marena, he herenga kotahi ki te hoa rangatira. Ko ētahi i whakaaro, i te ao tūturu, he maha ngā wā ka puta te marena i ngā wā maha.
He aha ngā mea e pouri ana koe?
I tino pouri mātou ki Ka Takoto ahau ki a koe?, te wāhanga tuarua o Nappily Ever After , nā Tisha R. Thomas ngā mea e rua. I whakaaro mātou he puhoi te haere o te kōrero, ā, kāore i āta whakaarohia.
Me pēhea tāu whiriwhiri i ō pukapuka?
I te tīmatanga o te karapu, ko te tangata nāna i manaaki te hui e whai ake nei te hunga i whiriwhiri i te pukapuka. Engari kua āta whanake haere mātou ki te wāhi e tūtohu ana, e pōti ana hoki mātou i ngā pukapuka e 2-3 mō ngā hui e rua e whai ake nei. Kātahi ka whakatau ko wai hei manaaki.
E tautoko ana hoki koe i tētahi rōpū aroha, tika? Kōrero mai ki a mātou.
Āe, e whakahīhī ana mātou ki te tautoko i te Te Tūāpapa Koha mō te Ora, he kaupapa Whakamōhiotanga mō te Koha Whatukuhu. I tīmatahia te rōpū aroha e te matua o tētahi o ō mātou mema. Māna me tētahi atu o ana hoa kapa o Dallas Cowboys e whakarato te whai wāhitanga ki ngā tamariki e mate ana i te mate whatukuhu ki te haere ki Camp Reynal.
He wiki te roa o te kaupapa e tukuna ana e te puni hei whakaako i ngā iwi tokoiti mō te tukanga tuku whatukuhu, tae atu ki te take, te kimi me te rongoā i te mate. Ka whakahaerehia hoki e te puni he whakamātautau toto toto me te mate huka.
Ā, me pēhea rā ngā hui o waho?
He tino pai ki a mātou te noho tahi me te mahi tahi i roto, i waho hoki i tā mātou karapu pukapuka. Mō te wāhanga "pāpori" o ngā hui, ka whakahaerehia e mātou he potluck. I whakakakahu mātou mō Halloween, ā, i whakahaerehia hoki he pāti mātakitaki whakatūnga mō te Perehitini Barack Obama!
Ka haere mātou ki ngā tāone rerekē; ka haere mātou ki ngā kiriata, ki ngā wāhi noho, me ngā huihuinga hākinakina; ā, i te wiki e tū mai nei ka haere mātou ki tētahi Karapu Kōmedi Whakakatakata. Ki te kore he hui, he huihuinga pāpori rānei mō ngā wiki, ka ngaro noa iho! Nō reira, he mekameka īmēra tā mātou hei whakamōhio mai ki a mātou mō ngā mea e tupu ana i roto i ō mātou ao.
runga o te wharangi